There’s always a brief moment of awe when a limo passes… which in most cases soon gives way to a unanimous cry of “What the heck was that thing?” Gone are the days when a simple, sleek-looking limousine would cruise by looking classy. Today’s limos are motoring monsters, usually filled with passengers as brazen as their exteriors. But what are some of the most ridiculous examples of modern limousines? I’m glad you asked…
- Hummer limo – This massive monster is perhaps one of the most common kinds of limo seen on roads today. Pretty unattractive if you ask me (but good if you want to make a statement), its passengers are generally assumed to be compensating for something. Witnessing a pink Hummer limo is like seeing a beefy bodybuilder in a pretty dress; it just doesn’t fit.
- Mini limo – This kind of defeats the point of a Mini. The old version is hardly going to provide its passengers with a particularly luxurious exterior, while the new one is still going to end up pretty cramped (if long). Whether it’s a Mini Cooper or one of the classic models, Minis should stay mini!
- Police limo – For all those occasions when you want to pick up crooks in style. Having a giant police car is probably not the best of ideas if you plan on being effective in a cross-city chase, but if you’re finally bringing in that big mob boss then perhaps picking them up in a limo will save you from a horse’s head in your bed the next day.
- Monster truck limo – Also known as a redneck limo, this beast is certainly far from subtle (indeed, it makes the Hummer limo look positively petite). Essentially an extended pickup truck on enormous wheels (or, in the case of this picture, the shell of a rather unfortunate limousine), a graceful entrance and exit is pretty much out of the question with this limo. You’ll definitely need some gap insurance for this baby.
- Now you’re just getting silly… – This is apparently the world’s longest limo… but why? What’s the point? It’s hard enough driving a normal limo (you even need a special licence), but attempting to drive one that is effectively two and a half limos stuck together? Madness. The only real thing that it has going for it is the number of people it can carry.
My advice? Just get a normal car via personal car leasing!
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